Self Serve TV: The Finger Vibe That Got It Right


After selling sex toys for a few years, I’ve noticed trends in sex toy manufacturing, what customers want and what’s available. One common customer request is a finger vibe, and that particular genre of toy is sadly lacking, in my opinion. Finger vibes have a few common issues (they’re bulky, not strong enough, and can apply “ouchy” pressure). The Pyxis by Jopen … well that’s another story.

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Orgasm infographic!


I’m kind of a nerd for infographics, and kind of nerd for orgasms. So you can only imagine my delight when I stumbled upon innovative sex toy company Jimmy Jane’s infographic about orgasms!

If you want to purchase a JimmyJane toy (and let’s be honest, you probably do), visit Self Serve’s website here.

You can also check out a great YouTube video demonstrating the awesomeness that is the Form 3.

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Jimmyjane Ten Facts About Orgasms

How politics and sex mix well


Awesome NYC-and Seattle-based sex shop Babeland created a ‘bipartisan’ vibrator to make this election year ever more exciting!

If I were you, I would think about Christine O’Donnell  or Michelle Bachmann while you use it. Then maybe post some pictures to Rick Perry’s Facebook wall, just so he can get a good look at what your vagina’s up to, because he seems to spend a lot of time thinking and legislating about what you should and shouldn’t be able to do with it.

Here is the post from gothamist.com about the new toy,

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NYC-based sex shop Babeland is launching a new toy into the world: the Bipartisan Bunny. This is for both conservatives and liberals, coming with two different modes, red and blue, which are pre-programmed with very different sayings. Such as:

  • Drill, Baby, Drill
  • Oh yeah, baby, just like a filibuster
  • I’ll make you scream louder than a Fox News talk show host
  • Occupy me
  • We can do this together, yes, we can
  • A little more to the left, oh yeah, there, that’s it

The toy will be in their shops next week, selling for $114.40. And if you aren’t satisfied with the sayings, there is also voice-recording capability, which means you can record some of your favorite political commentators on television. C’mon, you know you always wanted to hate-f*ck Shep Smith.

Masturbation is key to self knowledge


I wanted to change things up a little bit and write a column for those of you who aren’t having sex and want to keep it that way.

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