Awesome NYC-and Seattle-based sex shop Babeland created a ‘bipartisan’ vibrator to make this election year ever more exciting!
If I were you, I would think about Christine O’Donnell or Michelle Bachmann while you use it. Then maybe post some pictures to Rick Perry’s Facebook wall, just so he can get a good look at what your vagina’s up to, because he seems to spend a lot of time thinking and legislating about what you should and shouldn’t be able to do with it.
Here is the post from gothamist.com about the new toy,
NYC-based sex shop Babeland is launching a new toy into the world: the Bipartisan Bunny. This is for both conservatives and liberals, coming with two different modes, red and blue, which are pre-programmed with very different sayings. Such as:
- Drill, Baby, Drill
- Oh yeah, baby, just like a filibuster
- I’ll make you scream louder than a Fox News talk show host
- Occupy me
- We can do this together, yes, we can
- A little more to the left, oh yeah, there, that’s it
The toy will be in their shops next week, selling for $114.40. And if you aren’t satisfied with the sayings, there is also voice-recording capability, which means you can record some of your favorite political commentators on television. C’mon, you know you always wanted to hate-f*ck Shep Smith.